Tampa Bay Chamber Says Come Grow With us

According to the Greater Tampa Bay Chamber Partnership the bay area is a great place to live and buy a house. “Tampa ay is growing” cheered Chairperson Jim Neslon unveiling Tampa Bay’s new slogan. ‘come grow with us”. Recent additions to the Tampa Bay chamber include companies such as: merchant processor service and prwest

 Nelson added that you will have plenty of homes to choose from, sunshine filled days, beaches and a life in paradise. He then broke down in tears sobbing “Please, please move here, we need to sell our houses and we really need tax revenue. Without new people coming in we will die. We’re desperate.”

 Choking back the tears Nelson went on to reveal new marketing slogans for the area to retain and attract residents via commercial advertisements such as “Florida, because we suck less then Arkansas.”