Aggressive Green Jobs Proposal for Tampa Bay

“We must use our abundant natural sustainable resource of unemployed real estate agents as slave labor at the Teco power plants” says Don Ashton of the Greater Tampa Bay Chamber Partnership. “There is a lot of interest and federal funding for green jobs programs, the public supports them, we have an over population of annoying real estate people not working, and Teco is a key community resource that funds the Tampa Bay Chamber Partnership, plus Florida already has history as a slave state.”

The plan laid out at the Green Bay Summit yesterday calls for putting these useless unemployed real estate agents to good use for the community. “Now these people are clogging up the Panera brads and Starbucks, getting them off the streets is for the common good and a key point of our green jobs initiative” said Dan Ashton.

“Putting them to work at Teco will go a long ways to making our power plants green because human labor is not nearly as polluting as anything industrial. This is a must do plan to preserve the fragile ecology and economy of Tampa Bay while lowering our unemployment rate. 

Those in attendance at the summit expressed their hopes that money meant for wetlands protection could be diverted to this green jobs initiative.