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Senator Finds How to Balance State Budget
Florida State Senator Bill Maxim (R-South Tampa)
has a new untapped and growing tax revenue source so strong it will
balance the state budget. “We must look for new revenue sources, which
we have found now, to avoid drastic cuts to our pork barrel spending”.
He has proposed a simple one dollar tax on the
sale of all “Foreclosure” Home for Sale” and “Moving Signs” sold in the
state. “With the housing and jobs situation leading to a massive
increase on demand for these largely untaxed specialty products we would
be lax in our duties if we were not to tax the sale of them” said the
Senator. Local Congressman Phil Upman (R-South Tampa) agreed “ As
republicans we know to tax our way out of recession.
The Senator went on to explain. “ I do not know
how to lead economic development. I don’t care about it because people,
voters, do not understand those issues. My plan uses the total collapse
of the Florida economy as the fuel source for our rejuvenation. This
bypasses our leadership failures to create the solution from the very
problem itself, leading to more cycles of boo and bust as we are already
accustomed to. Now every foreclosure and person leaving the state will
fuel the Florida economy.”
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